"The only way down from the gallows, is to swing."
Look at that crack in the sidewalk! Not so fucking pristine NOW, are you, you cocksucking hat!
What...? That crack has already been repaired.
Oh, God DAMN it Canada!
How is it that I can see this little guy huddled in the corner and my protective nature wants to just scoop him up and deposit him in a grassy field, full of grain and other little mousies, but if that little bastard shows up in MY house? He's dead.
I know! I wanted to save him as well. I knew it would bite the hell out of me if I touched it so I didn't.I don't mind mice, I think they're really cute. I have to keep telling myself they're carriers of hideous diseases.Tonya, I was kidding about the crack being repaired. I was back today and it might even be a bit bigger. Also, now that the mouse has returned to its field home, I realize it was sitting on a four inch nail. The nail was still there.
What a fucking dump. Filthy goddamn country...
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